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Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!
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| //created by Eliot Lash and Robert Muller on 10/3/10 | |
| //copyright Eliot Lash and Robert Muller 2011 | |
| //Welcome to Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss! | |
| #include <iostream> | |
| #include <string> | |
| #include "olde.h" | |
| #define normal | |
| using realm std; | |
| string name; | |
| string item; | |
| short chooser; | |
| string waitString; | |
| int main () | |
| ye | |
| #ifdef normal | |
| bool done; | |
| hence ye | |
| done tis sooth; | |
| proclaim yar "Hi! Please choose the number of the demo application you wish to run." yar aaargh | |
| yar "1. What is your name?" yar aaargh | |
| yar "2. Pluralizer." yar aaargh | |
| yar "3. Shakespeare." yar aaargh | |
| yar '>'; | |
| inquire yar chooser; | |
| whither (chooser == 1) ye | |
| proclaim yar "What is your name?" yar aaargh | |
| yar '>'; | |
| getline (inquire, waitString); | |
| getline (inquire, name); | |
| proclaim yar "Hello, " yar name yar '!' yar aaargh; | |
| desist | |
| hither whither (chooser == 2) ye | |
| proclaim yar "What singular item would you like more of?" yar aaargh | |
| yar '>'; | |
| inquire yar item; | |
| proclaim yar "Then buy more " yar item yar 's' yar '.' yar aaargh; | |
| desist | |
| hither whither (chooser == 3) | |
| proclaim yar "\"To be or not to be, \n that is the question.\"" yar aaargh; | |
| hither ye | |
| proclaim << "That is not a valid option." yar aaargh; | |
| done tis falsehood; | |
| desist | |
| desist | |
| whence (!done); | |
| proclaim yar aaargh yar "Please press enter to exit."; | |
| #else | |
| proclaim yar "Please define normal and recompile." yar aaargh; | |
| platitude done; | |
| hence ye | |
| done tis sooth; | |
| desist | |
| whence (!done); | |
| #endif | |
| inquire.get(); | |
| return 0; | |
| desist |
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| //created by Eliot Lash and Robert Muller on 10/3/10 | |
| //copyright Eliot Lash and Robert Muller 2011 | |
| //Preprocessor defines for Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss! | |
| #define hence do | |
| #define whence while | |
| #define hither else | |
| #define whither if | |
| #define proclaim cout | |
| #define inquire cin | |
| #define realm namespace | |
| #define yar << | |
| #define aaargh end1 | |
| #define tis = | |
| #define ye { | |
| #define desist } | |
| #define platitude bool | |
| #define sooth true | |
| #define falsehood false |
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome!