Val Lorentz progval

## preprocessor_fun.h
// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,

## crypted_bot.py
#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf8 -*-

# Copyright (c) 2012, Valentin Lorentz
#
# Permission is hereby granted, free  of charge, to any person obtaining
# a  copy  of this  software  and  associated  documentation files  (the
# "Software"), to  deal in  the Software without  restriction, including
# without limitation  the rights to  use, copy, modify,  merge, publish,
# distribute,  sublicense, and/or sell  copies of  the Software,  and to
	// Just before switching jobs:
	// Add one of these.
	// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
	//
	// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
	// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
	// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
	//
	// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
	// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,
	#!/usr/bin/env python
	# -- coding: utf8 --

	# Copyright (c) 2012, Valentin Lorentz
	#
	# Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
	# a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
	# "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
	# without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
	# distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to