- Fast and Furious Franchise (except for Hobbs and Shaw): So rediculous. Give them a car and they'll do the impossible
- AD BC: 70s Music about the biblical story of the Natvity - if it was set in '72.
- Airborne: Not Airbud.
- The Apple: Disco music is the devil.
- Bulletproof: "UP YOURS BUTTHORN"
- Bloodsport: KU-MI-TE, KU-MI-TE
- Can't Stop the Music: The true story of the Village people as told by Steve Guttenberg
- Con Air: "Why didn't you just put the bunny down?"
- Die Hard Franchise: yippee ki yay
- Encino Man: Wheeze the juice!
- Fido: Can we keep him mom?
- Galaxy Quest: By the hammer of Grabthar...
- Geostorm: GEOSTORM!!!
- Jupiter Ascending: I love dogs!
- The Last Dragon: Bruce Leroy
- Lethal Weapon Franchies: I'm getting too old for this shit
- Lucy: Where did I put that usb stick?
- Miami Connection: Does not take place in Miami
- My Stepmother is an Alien: This is a bad movie.
- Over the top: "I always wanted to be a milk shake."
- Pirates of the Caribbean Franchise: Ugh. Johnny Depp
- Pitch Perfect: Let's go Pitches.
- Rad: Helltrack - complete with a cereal bowl jump
- Rockstar: Anyone else wish Steel Dragon was a real band?
- Samurai Cop: "Now I'm telling these son-of-a-bitches that we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen."
- Scavenger Hunt: Cloris Leachman steals the show
- Score A Hockey Musical: "It's hockey, hockey! The greatest sport in the land!"
- Solarbabies: Rollerskates that work in the desert
- Streets of Fire: If the 80s music was set in the 50s style with a young Diane Lane, Rick Moranis, and Wilem Dafoe
- Surf Ninjas: "Money can't buy knives"
- Teen Witch: Top that.
- Xanadu: When murals of lady muses comes to life and make you buy a night club.
- Cobra
- The Covenant
- Don Verdean
- Equalizer 2000
- Flash Gordon
- Hard Ticket to Hawaii
- The Hollywood Knights
- Hot Pursuit
- Howard the Duck
- Iron Sky
- Nice Guys
- No Holds Barred
- Outcast
- Running Man
- Simply Irristible
- Speed Racer (2008)
- Superman 4
- Time Cop
- Valerian
- A View to a Kill
- Virtuosity
- Zardoz
- Hobbs and Shaw
- The rest of the "Night at the Museum... " films
- The rest of Christopher Reeve Superman films
- Pod Save America
- 538 Political Podcast
- The Film Reroll: Role Playing classic movies
- How did this get made: The source for all my bad movie/poor life choices
- Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
- Hello from the magic tavern
- Unspooled
- Raised by TV
- Comedy Bang Bang
- Song Exploder
- More Perfect
- You Must Remember
- The Bechdel Cast