clickatell.js

/**
 */
config = require('yaml').eval(
    require('fs')
    .readFileSync(process.env['HOME'] + '/.clickatell.yml')
    .toString('utf-8')
);

var clickatell = require("../lib/clickatell.js");
clickatell = new clickatell(config)
console.log (clickatell)
/**
console.log ("clickatell.auth: start")
ret = clickatell.auth(function(err, callback){
	console.log(ret, function(){console.log("moo")})
	console.log(clickatell)
})
/**
console.log ("clickatell.auth: end")
	console.log(clickatell)
	ret = clickatell.auth(function(){
		console.log(ret)
		console.log(clickatell)
	})
*/
console.log(clickatell.getbalance())

clickatell.js

/**
 * Wrapper around the Clickatell HTTP/S API Interface
 *
 * Needs loads of love to get working 100%
 */

var http = require('http');
var sys = require('sys');

/**
 *
 */

function clickatell(opts) {
	if(!(this instanceof clickatell)) {
    return new clickatell(opts);
	}

	console.log(opts)
	if (!opts.username || !opts.password || !opts.api_id) {
		throw new Exception("Missing a param");
	}

	this.username = opts.username;
	this.password = opts.password;
	this.api_id = opts.api_id;
	this.session_id = '04c7f7085ecc56b23229dac97f92b494';
	this.http = http.createClient(443, 'api.clickatell.com', true);
}

module.exports = clickatell;

clickatell.prototype.auth = function() {
	console.log("clickatell.protoytype.auth: beginning")
	if (this.session_id != null) {
			console.log("clickatell.protoytype.auth: exiting - session_id is not null")
		return true;
	}
//	(function() {

//		return function (callback, errback) {
		//}
	console.log ("not authed == authing")

//#	STATUS: 200
//#	HEADERS: {"date":"Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:34:44 GMT","server":"Apache/2.0.52 (Red Hat)","x-powered-by":"PHP/5.2.6","connection":"close","transfer-encoding":"chunked","content-type":"text/html"}
//#	BODY: ERR: 001, Authentication failed
//BODY: OK: 159690a06b95b67d82d183a27358d5b7
//[ 'OK', '159690a06b95b67d82d183a27358d5b7' ]
// 04c7f7085ecc56b23229dac97f92b494

  post_data = 'user='+this.username+'&password='+this.password+'&api_id='+ this.api_id

	var request = this.http.request('POST', '/http/auth',
	  {
			'Host': 'api.clickatell.com',
			'User-Agent': 'hello danie',
			'Content-Length': (post_data.length),
			'Content-Type': 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded'//,
//			'Connection' : 'keep-alive', 
//			'Keep-Alive' : 'true'
	});
	request.write(post_data);
	request.end();
	request.on('response', function (response) {
	  console.log('STATUS: ' + response.statusCode);
	  console.log('HEADERS: ' + JSON.stringify(response.headers));
	  response.setEncoding('utf8');
	  response.on('data', function (chunk) {
	    console.log('BODY: ' + chunk);
	

			bits = chunk.split(": ")
			
			if (bits[0] == 'OK') {
				console.log(bits[0])
				console.log(bits[1])
				this.session_id = bits[1]
				console.log(this)
			} else {
//#				sys.exit("foo")
console.log(chunk)
			}
	  });
	});
//})
	console.log(this)
}

clickatell.prototype.getbalance = function(suc, err) {
		if (this.session_id == null) {
			console.log ("not authed == authing")
			this.auth()
		}

	  post_data = 'session_id='+this.session_id

		var request = this.http.request('POST', '/http/getbalance',
		  {
				'Host': 'api.clickatell.com',
				'User-Agent': 'hello danie',
				'Content-Length': (post_data.length),
				'Content-Type': 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded'//,
//				'Connection' : 'keep-alive', 
//				'Keep-Alive' : 'true'
		});
		request.write(post_data);
		request.end();
		request.on('response', function (response) {
		  console.log('STATUS: ' + response.statusCode);
		  console.log('HEADERS: ' + JSON.stringify(response.headers));
		  response.setEncoding('utf8');
		  response.on('data', function (chunk) {
		    console.log('BODY: ' + chunk);


				bits = chunk.split(": ")

				if (bits[0] == 'Credit') {
					console.log(bits[0])
					console.log(bits[1])
					this.session_id = bits[1]
					console.log(this)
				} else {
					return false;
	//#				sys.exit("foo")
	console.log(chunk)
				}
		  });
		});

	console.log(this)
}
/*
clickatell.prototype.ping = function(suc, err) {
	(function() {
	if (this.session_id == null) {
		console.log ("not authed == authing")
		this.auth()
	}
	})
	console.log(this)
}

clickatell.prototype.sendmsg = function(opts, suc, err) {
	if (this.session_id == null) {
		console.log ("not authed == authing")
		this.auth()
		if (this.session_id != null) {
			console.log ("yeah we got in")
		} else {
			console.log ("boo")
		}
	}
	console.log(this)
}
*/

Would you look at that. I forgot about this one completely.
I made a module myself that worked flawlessly. I'll open-source it one of these days I guess. Just a lot on my plate.