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The Hacker’s Guide To Investors

The Hacker’s Guide To Investors

  1. startup hub = nerds + the rich

    • nerds move to where rich people are, but not the other way around
  2. angels take more risk

    • angels are more important to a startup’s survival at the beginning
  3. angels don’t like publicity

    • angels don’t want random people pestering them with business plans
  4. VCs are not like hackers

    • VCs don’t make things, but they are experts at reading people

  1. VCs invest in what other VCs invest in

    • VCs don’t win by predicting what will go big but by noticing that something is going big a little sooner than others
  2. VCs want startups that can go public

    • having an ambitious long-term plan to IPO appeals to both VCs and angels
  3. VCs want to invest a lot of money

    • a board seat with a large stake or a small stake takes the same amount of VC time
  4. valuations are fictions

    • the size of an investment determines the valuation, not the other way around

  1. investors look for star similarities

    • they expect a confident Steve Balmer, thinking he is a Bill Gates; while the real Bill looks clueless at first
  2. investors give more than just money

    • VCs provide not only advice, good investors give good advice
  3. VCs fear looking bad

    • VCs don’t want to do anything that would sound bad to the kind of “audiences” who run pension funds
  4. being turned down by an investor doesn’t mean much

    • investors are often wrong, they admit it, but they have too many great deals to choose from anyway

  1. investors are emotional

    • investment negotiations easily turn personal: VCs, like high school girls, don’t want to be rejected first
  2. don’t stop negotiating until closing

    • a term sheet is not a deal; keep pushing until you actually close
  3. investors like to co-invest

    • a deal with multiple investors is more likely to close
  4. investors collude

    • they are constantly trading little favors; their relationship with each other trumps getting the deal

  1. investors care about the portfolio above all

    • large investors care about their portfolio more than about any individual company
  2. VCs are bigger risk-takers than founders

    • VCs would rather take a 20% chance of $10M than a 100% chance of $1M
  3. investors vary greatly

    • the smarter investors are calmer, more confident, and more honest
  4. investors don’t know about the cost of raising

    • investors don’t realize that raising money costs founders time and effort

  1. investors don’t like to say no

    • look down at your hands. Are you holding a term sheet? If not, the investor is saying no
  2. you need investors

    • you need them because you will have competitors who will take investment
  3. investors like it when you don’t need them

    • they like it when you have something safe. “The train is leaving the station, are you in or out?”

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